Ms. Independent

I am sooo really, really mad at my daddy right now! He keeps telling me that Santa is making a My Little Pony Ferris Wheel for him, instead of me, because I’ve been really, really snotty. I’m so mad at him for that! Santa in the North Pole is making it for me! It’s mine and mommy and daddy can’t play with it… HUMPH!

And then there’s mommy… she makes me really, really so mad at her because she says that I can’t drive my Jeep until I’m at least 16. I keep telling her that I most a got to drive my Jeep to preschool when I turn 4 years old … and that I’ll be a big girl then, but she says “No Brooklyn” and I’m so mad at her and so really, really frustrated right now. I told her that I’m a big girl, but she says that I can’t drive… and I thought about it for a minute and think, oh, maybe if I drive other cars will hit me. That wouldn’t be very silly

And then there’s Carson… he makes me really mad at him because daddy put me in charge of him when he was putting gas in my Jeep because I’m a big girl and Carson kept making some really loud noises and I just, I most a got to spank his mouth! Bam! I had both arms up and was swinging but daddy came in and got mad at me, and said that Santa was going to stop making my My Little Pony Ferris Wheel because I was really not nice. NO NO NO! I’m Nice right NOW!!!

And then there’s the Jeep. My Jeep didn’t want to go fast the other night even though I asked it too because daddy said he didn’t want a scary spooky cop to pull him over and give him a ticket for letting my Jeep drive too fast. I’m so really, really mad at it because I like it when the Jeep goes fast, except when my My Little Ponies are in the Jeep, then he needs to go slow so that they don’t fall. Humph …

And then there are naps! NO I DON’T WANT TO TAKE A NAP, HUMPF!!! I like to play and watch my Pony movies and eat candy and sing songs, and dance in circles and play, and oh, wait, I’m already said that, I’m silly. But mommy and daddy still make me take a nap every day. I just get so really really mad at them and stomp around and yell and they still make me go, and say that naps will make me happy, BUT I’M HAPPY RIGHT NOW! HUMPF!!!!

--Brooklyn Marie Quarnberg