The Mysterious Powers of Dooder Pooper

Sure, he looks cute enough, but Carson (a.k.a. Dooder) has a secret power that you would never suspect by looking at his cute, chubby cheeks...

Every night before he goes to bed, he smiles, and convinces his gullable, intelligence lacking father, that he is ready for sleep, and ready to give his "daddy" a few hours of "daddy" time. Deep down though (well not so deep down actually) he's always working on something, something big, something that will buy himself a few more minutes of awake time, something... stinky. You see, Dooder, is a pooper! And not just any pooper, he's an "it's almost midnight, gotta poop, pooper!" It's a good thing Grandpa Lowe isn't around when Dooder jumps into action, Grandpa Lowe's stomach couldn't take it.

On a near nightly basis Dooder buys quality awake time by awakening the dead with a stench so potent, George Bush wants to declare war on the Quarnberg's house claiming that it contains Weapons of Mass Destruction. This power hasn't failed him yet! He gets a serious kick out of hearing the groan that comes from his "daddy" when he opens the bedroom door and takes a wiff of the destruction. It's a potent power, that must be controlled, but how to control it? Dooder just laughs and knows that he rules the Quarnberg house with his power of midnight poop!